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Cate Blanchett is Bob Dylan

And David Cross is a decidedly ironic Allen Ginsberg.

From the upcoming Todd Haynes film I’m Not There, which will feature an assortment of actors (including Christian Bale and Richard Gere) as the talented Mr Zimmerman.

so long, Honest Ed

Electric Tomato Machine‘Honest’ Ed Mirvish passed away yesterday at the ripe old age of 92.

I’d never heard of Ed Mirvish before I moved to Toronto, but once there, stories of Honest Ed’s department store drew me like a magnet. A gigantic kitch bargain emporium of a decidedly old-school bent, I found it a welcome, tacky respite from a city that prides itself on professionalism and good taste. And that was just one part of the Mirvish discount-store/restaurant/theatre empire.

The guy lived a colourful life, made lots of money, gave generously and made Toronto a slightly weirder place in the process. What’s not to like about a guy who is made Commander of the British Empire and interprets it as “Creates Bargains Everywhere”?

SPOILER: it blends

Oh sure, the iPhone will change your shorts, change your life, change into a nine-year-old Hindu boy and get rid of your wife, but… will it blend?

The Haiku Factory One Hundred

These are 100 movies that are my favourites — they’re movies I enjoy, and that I enjoy because they’re genuinely great films. Some are masterfully made, some simply hit a powerful personal chord, and few have a single element so brilliant they make up for other flaws. Following the critical concensus is not even an option for me, but I tried to avoid simply being contrarian, and I didn’t consciously try to reach any sort of balance — it’s not a mix of classics and new films, or obscure and well-known, or English-language and subtitled. If there’s a bias toward Asian cinema and 1990s indie films over European classics and Academy Award winners, that’s simply because my aesthetic tilts that way, not because I thought there should be more Kurosawa movies. If there aren’t many movies from the thirties, well, it’s because I liked what came before and after a whole lot better. At the same time, I have no problem putting classics like Citizen Kane and Singin’ in the Rain and Jaws on there, too.

Also, this is obviously not set in stone. I whittled down my original list from about 200 to 125 pretty easily, but of the last 25 I cut, pretty much any of them could have bumped something from this list off if I was in a slightly different mood.

Finally, I arbitrarily cut the list off at 2005. There were a few movies from after that I was considering, but I think I need a chance to see them again to judge how well they hold up.

Now that that’s out of the way, here’s the list, in the best order ever: chronological order. This list may well be all you ever need to know about me.

buy cenforce 150mg online The General (1927; Clyde Bruckman and Buster Keaton)
buy Ivermectin Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans (1927; F.W. Murnau) Pandora’s Box (1929; Georg Wilhelm Pabst)
Freaks (1932; Tod Browning)
Duck Soup (1933; Leo McCarey)
Bride of Frankenstein (1935; James Whale)
Citizen Kane (1941; Orson Welles)
The Maltese Falcon (1941; John Huston)
The Big Sleep (1946; Howard Hawks)
The Third Man (1949; Carol Reed)
Sunset Blvd. (1950; Billy Wilder)
Singin’ in the Rain (1952; Stanley Donen and Gene Kelly)
Ikiru (1952; Akira Kurosawa)
The Seven Samurai (1954; Akira Kurosawa)
Rear Window (1954; Alfred Hitchcock)
The Night of the Hunter (1955; Charles Laughton and Robert Mitchum)
The Killing (1956; Stanley Kubrick)
Touch of Evil (1958; Orson Welles)
Some Like It Hot (1959; Billy Wilder)
North by Northwest (1959; Alfred Hitchcock)
The Apartment (1960; Billy Wilder)
Psycho (1960; Alfred Hitchcock)
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964; Stanley Kubrick)
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966; Sergio Leone)
Point Blank (1967; John Boorman)
In Cold Blood (1967; Richard Brooks)
Night of the Living Dead (1968; George A. Romero)
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968; Stanley Kubrick)
The Wild Bunch (1969; Sam Peckinpah)
Even Dwarfs Started Small (1970; Werner Herzog)
El Topo (1970; Alejandro Jodorowsky)
Aguirre, the Wrath of God (1972; Werner Herzog)
The Godfather (1972; Francis Ford Coppola)
The Long Goodbye (1973; Robert Altman)
The Wicker Man (1973; Robin Hardy)
The Parallax View (1974; Alan J. Pakula)
The Godfather: Part II (1974; Francis Ford Coppola)
Thieves Like Us (1974; Robert Altman)
The Conversation (1974; Francis Ford Coppola)
Chinatown (1974; Roman Polanski)
Jaws (1975; Steven Spielberg)
Love and Death (1975; Woody Allen)
Nashville (1975; Robert Altman)
Taxi Driver (1976; Martin Scorsese)
Network (1976; Sidney Lumet)
Annie Hall (1977; Woody Allen)
Dawn of the Dead (1978; George A. Romero)
The Warriors (1979; Walter Hill)
Stalker (1979; Andrei Tarkovsky)
Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980; Irvin Kershner)
Polyester (1981; John Waters)
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981; Steven Spielberg)
Vernon, Florida (1982; Errol Morris)
Videodrome (1983; David Cronenberg)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984; Rob Reiner)
Repo Man (1984; Alex Cox)
Paris, Texas (1984; Wim Wenders)
Blue Velvet (1986; David Lynch)
The Princess Bride (1987; Rob Reiner)
Wings of Desire (1987; Wim Wenders)
Die Hard (1988; John McTiernan)
The Killer (1989; John Woo)
Trust (1990; Hal Hartley)
Goodfellas (1990; Martin Scorsese)
Miller’s Crossing (1990; Joel Coen and Ethan Coen)
Slacker (1991; Richard Linklater)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991; James Cameron)
Careful (1992; Guy Maddin)
Hard Boiled (1992; John Woo)
Dazed and Confused (1993; Richard Linklater)
Naked (1993; Mike Leigh)
Groundhog Day (1993; Harold Ramis)
Pulp Fiction (1994; Quentin Tarantino)
Clerks. (1994; Kevin Smith)
Hoop Dreams (1994; Steve James)
The Legend of Drunken Master (1994; Chia-Liang Liu and Jackie Chan)
Fargo (1996; Joel Coen and Ethan Coen)
Chasing Amy (1997; Kevin Smith)
Little Dieter Needs to Fly (1997; Werner Herzog)
Buffalo ’66 (1998; Vincent Gallo)
Pi (1998; Darren Aronofsky)
Rushmore (1998; Wes Anderson)
The Thin Red Line (1998; Terrence Malick)
The Matrix (1999; Andy Wachowski and Larry Wachowski)
Being John Malkovich (1999; Spike Jonze)
Audition (1999; Takashi Miike)
American Psycho (2000; Mary Harron)
Ghost World (2001; Terry Zwigoff)
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001; Peter Jackson)
The Royal Tenenbaums (2001; Wes Anderson)
Donnie Darko (2001; Richard Kelly)
Spirited Away (2001; Hayao Miyazaki)
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002; Peter Jackson)
Lost in Translation (2003; Sofia Coppola)
Oldboy (2003; Chan-wook Park)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004; Michel Gondry)
Shaun of the Dead (2004; Edgar Wright)
The Incredibles (2004; Brad Bird)
3-Iron (2004; Ki-duk Kim)
Grizzly Man (2005; Werner Herzog)

Notably absent: French cinema (The Wages of Fear came very close); “traditional” Westerns (only High Noon even made my initial list); Fellini; Ozu; Soderbergh; Godard; Ford; Eisenstein; Lean; Renoir; The Wizard of Oz; Casablaca (that was a hard one to cut); Bonnie and Clyde. Only four of my picks won the Academy Award for Best Picture. Only three of the AFI top-ten made even my top 100: The Godfather, Citizen Kane and Singin’ in the Rain.

81 of the films are in English. 4 are in Japanese, 3 in Cantonese, 3 in German, 2 in Korean, 1 in Russian and 1 in Spanish. 2 were made with multiple languages. 3 are silent. 24 films are from the 1990s. 20 are from the 1970s. I actually do think those decades are the two high points of English-language cinema, so that wasn’t a surpize.

Two Canadian films made the list. I had several other short-listed, but I was forced to ask myself if I they were really my favourites, or if there wasn’t some national pride in there. The two that made it (Videodrome and Careful) really are among my favourites.

Four documentaries made the final cut, and two were by Werner Herzog, who also got two non-docs on the list. There are two animated films, and they are both from the 2000s, which either says something about me, or something about animation.

Directors with more than one film on the list: Werner Herzog (4); Akira Kurosawa (2); Billy Wilder (3); Alfred Hitchcock (3); Stanley Kubrick (3); Francis Ford Coppola (3); Robert Altman (3); Woody Allen (2); Martin Scorsese (2); Orson Welles (2); George A Romero (2); Rob Reiner (2); Wim Wenders (2); John Woo (2); Joel and Ethan Coen (2); Kevin Smith (2); Wes Anderson (2); Richard Linklater (2); Peter Jackson (2).

Only two films on the list were directed by women. Hey, at least it’s better than the AFI tally of zilch.

bonus! left off the list

As I said above, there were about two dozen films that could just as easily have made the cut. In no particular order, they are: Ran; Manhattan; Return of the King; Star Wars; Aguirre; Yi Yi; Kundun; Dead Man; Gates of Heaven; The Taking of Pelham One Two Three; McCabe & Mrs. Miller; Patton; Bonnie and Clyde; The Wages of Fear; Seconds; Yojimbo; Casablanca; A History of Violence; Amateur; Silence of the Lambs; Dead Alive; Blood Simple; The Tenant; Kill Bill; Last Life in the Universe; Psycho; Aliens; Unforgiven; Reservoir Dogs.

And then there are a few films from the past couple of years that might one day make it onto the list, but I need to rewatch them first: Death Proof; Knocked Up; Children of Men; Spring Summer Fall Winter… and Spring; Once; The Proposition.

Vancouver Zombie Walk 2007

windupzombie.jpgOh my, yes. Mark your calendars, boys and girls: August 25, 2007, at the Vancouver Art Gallery.

The original 2005 Zombie Walk was a blast: 200 zombies shuffling through Pacific Center mall and taking the Skytrain to Main Street. Last year, I skipped it to go the the Flugtag, which was kind of disappointing, especially when afterward, I could see zombies trickling home on the Skytrain. But this year, I’m back, and more putrefied than ever.

Spread the word. (Also, you can all stop emailing me about this now!)

Damned. You are newly dead. Perhaps by my bite or by something more natural — maybe something airborne. The how is not so much as important as the why. What matters is that YOU have been chosen. You are one of ours. One of us. The awakening sleep. The living dead. Vancouver zombies, I call upon you to unite. And to walk.

Birthed from the underground, our movement is slowly stumbling forward. Each year our numbers double and hundreds more Vancouverites fall in our wake. They are paying attention now, and they fear us. Aberrations — they call us freaks. Famished, we seek not fame, just brains. We are oh so hungry.

Damned! We are unorganized. We are organic. And yet, this summer we stand as one. On August 25th we will limp forward, mobilized as a solid rambling mob. In our torn clothing and with blood spilling from our open wounds we will take Vancouver’s West End by surprise. From the Vancouver Art Gallery we will march.

Spread the word, however you like. Bring your zombie friends.

On Saturday, August 25th we feed.

update: If anybody knows what time the walk starts, email me or leave a message and I’ll post it.